Ash, the attack you were looking for was “water gun.” Or “bubble beam.” Or any of the numerous water-based attacks that Totodile might know. Christ, you have a type advantage and you still can’t do anything worth shit.
How do you have all those gym badges? OH THAT’S RIGHT, HALF OF THE GYM LEADERS FELT SORRY FOR YOU. NOT LIKE THE REST OF US THAT HAD TO WORK FOR IT. YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO ENDURE WHAT WE DID.
DID YOU HAVE TO FACE DOWN SERENA WHEN THE ONLY THING THAT WORKED AGAINST PSYCHIC TYPES WAS FUCKING NOTHING? OH NO WORRIES, A FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD HAUNTER BAILED YOUR ASS OUT. AND WHEN YOU FOUGHT WHITNEY AND HER GODDAMNED MILTANK, DID YOU HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH IT LIKE THE REST OF US DID? NO BECAUSE SOME DUDE AT A DAIRY LET YOU TRAIN WITH HIS FUCKING ROBOT TRAINING DUMMY. DID WE GET A ROBOT TRAINING DUMMY? NO. WE GOT AS MANY FUCKING POTIONS AND REVIVES AS WE COULD AFFORD AND CROSSED OUR FUCKING FINGERS.
I FUCKING SWEAR, IT’S NO WONDER BROCK KEEPS COMING BACK TO HELP YOU BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT YOU’D FUCKING DIE IN THE WOODS LEFT TO YOUR OWN DEVICES.
BUT SURE THAT’S FINE. USE SCARY FACE. I HOPE YOU FEEL BAD WHEN THAT CHARIZARD USES SOLARBEAM ON YOUR POOR TOTODILE.
GOD YOU’RE SUCH A USELESS LITTLE TWERP.
My darkflame shyvana drawing! Thought I’d share :)
My Soraka drawing I made for a friend! Thought I’d share :) enjoy
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.
This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo
i want to be her bestfriend!
How this scene should have gone
If you don’t get it, say it out loud
That took me 5 minutes…
I LAUGHED UNCONTROLLABLY FOR SO LONG
I dont get it???
SAY IT OUT LOUD.
Amazing resonance experiment with salt
Using a vibrating metal plate connected to tone generator, Scientist Bruss Pup performs scientific magic by seemingly controlling and manipulating grains of salt to dance in specific patterns.SCIENCE
I am such a classy son. Yes that’s toilet paper. Happy Father’s Day!
Here’s a rose someone left on the beach
Here’s another rose someone left on the beach
I’m not even in this fandom and I know that this was a nono
The Size of a Nano
Just how small is a “nano?” In the International System of Units, the prefix “nano” means one-billionth, or 10-9; therefore one nanometer is one-billionth of a meter. It’s difficult to imagine just how small that is, so here are some examples:
- A sheet of paper is about 100,000 nanometers thick
- A strand of human DNA is 2.5 nanometers in diameter
- There are 25,400,000 nanometers in one inch
- A human hair is approximately 80,000-100,000 nanometers wide
- A single gold atom is about a third of a nanometer in diameter
- On a comparative scale, if the diameter of a marble was one nanometer, then diameter of the Earth would be about one meter
- One nanometer is about as long as your fingernail grows in one second
I’M GOING TO SEEE GREEN DAY LIVE IN 106 DAYS
AND THAT’S NOT ALL
I’M GOING TO SEE ALSO ALL TIME LOW AT THAT SAME FESTIVAL
I CAN’T EVEN
then i’m going to work at this festival called Ruisrock and that means i’m going to talk with hot artists
i’m also going to see david guetta and more dj’s this summer
but still there ain’t nothing about simple plan coming back to finland.